Adventures in the life of a club promoter The Ballad of Steven the Tank

Club Nights: Artistika 05/23/2009

So this was the beginning of the crew's random day/nights to come. I was torn between going to Grupo Niche in Charlotte and doing something in town. The majority of the girls I know where going down to Niche and even a special someone who I have not seen in quite some time. BUT none of my crew wanted to go down there so with heartache the plan was formulated to crash a friends wedding at 8:30 PM. The Prophet and I where already writing rough drafts of what lines we could use and even rehashed some up from the movie Wedding Crashers...yes I know we're stupid lol. It ended being roughly 10:45 PM when we get there because the great Lil John Lennon was tagging some girl! (Dichoso but Coño txt a brother and say you gonna be late lol) So with no wedding to crash we stop to get gas and a 6 pack and drive back to the Prophets house to drink a lil bit till 12ish rolls around. We travel to the traditional Saturday spot: Artistika as it was one of our boy's birthday party being hosted there that night. We were unsure if the Prophet was going to be able to gain access as he had some beef with another clubber a while back. The owners cleared him so we thought we was gonna be good since the guy he had problems with have been together in the same room various times at different clubs and nothing happens. This was not the case for tonight. I guess the Tequila got to him and he started to act a fool towards the Prophet. Bouncers took action and moved the Prophet to the back of the club and asked him to just stay away from him and there would be no problems. For the most part this worked until Pollo tried to talk to me in the VIP area and this dude went ape shit. I snatched that lil fucker and told him that Pollo had no INS in this beef and to calm down or else we was gonna have problems. All in all we had a great time, minus the "scuffle" and finished the night with some more drinks and a phat ass breakfast at Best Diner.   Steven the Tank Out!

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