Adventures in the life of a club promoter The Ballad of Steven the Tank

To whom it may concern,

This is [Steven Cortez] Astrophysicist, Soccer Star and Ex UFC Welter Weight Champion.  I've launched this page in high hopes I would find a women to love me on those lonely nights when I'm not jetting around the world fighting terrorism, but all you BITCHES turned out to be fucking crazy!  [....]  From now on I'm out of the game.  Fortunately I don't blame myself, I blame all of you.  I know many of you ladies are saying "No [Steven]!  You can't take that good loving away from us!"  Well, it's too late...it's gone forever.