Adventures in the life of a club promoter The Ballad of Steven the Tank

A Tech named slickback lol Yes you must say the whole thing like a tribe called quest

A funny ass post that I left on my boy Frank's myspace page when he was in Japan.  I found it so damn funny that I had to post it again.

"A tech named slickback...whatup gangsta? Well dis nigga has a large problem with compulsive bitch dependency syndrome and cant wait for you to get back from shaolin to tell you all about it. I know your rocking da bluetooth out there cuz bitches love the bluetooth...they see that shit and they know your into big things..and automagicly assume you got a black limo. Ight im gonna keep it real hood out in da boro. Dont hate Nigga! Make Money! Konichiwa Bitches!!!

Steven Bitches Cortez"

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