Adventures in the life of a club promoter The Ballad of Steven the Tank

Work Rant : 5/4 – 5/7 ’09

Ok so Sunday wasn't to good to me as I had to hit the hospital on account that I had super bad allergies. So bad that my fucking face was swelling up big time closing almost my eyes....had me looking like Rocky on fight night looking for Mick to cut me lol I had some nasty sounding lady next to me coughing like she had TB yuck but my PA was hot! They gave me some bullshit pills for the swelling and I was hopping for a shot.

Monday comes along and Dale! My face hasn't gotten better. I felt fine but looked horrible so I asked my boss if I could work from home and he said it was cool. Should have been a big deal but once again our Superstar “Engineer” Cant do a fucking thing on his own. I had to clean up and finish a server build for one of our internal customers. Bad enough right? Wrong! The customer also really didn't know wtf they were talking about when they submited the request so I had to do the work twice.

Tuesday: it was a really good day and no surprises since I had to go to the doc that afternoon.

Wednesday: so I'm hoping it should be a better day...I'm not feeling all that great cuz of the meds they put me on but hell lets try to make it a good day at least right! Well as soon as I login to my terminal I see that my PROD Cluster Farm is all fucking RED! I'm like holy shit this isn't good....my HA component to all these servers was jacked up. So I start working on the issue pulling some tricks up my sleeve and NOTHING the shit still wont come up. So I open up a ticket with vmware to get there help cuz obviously its way to fucked up for my expertise. And guess who has the Mother Fucking Balls to show up...Captain Dipshit and was like “Steven I saw something on google that might be able to help with the issue we're having” I'm like are you fucking kidding me?!??!??! Its cuz of your stupid ass that I'm in this fucking mess....get the fuck out of my face before I throw a chair at you......Thats what was said in my head...lol cuz as we all know I have issues at work and need to be nicer to these dumb fucks. So I just let it go and just continued to work on the issue way pass lunch and I was STARVING if it wasn't for Matt I would of died....Thanks Matt!!! I got the shit fix finally around 4PM

The rest of the week has been good Steven The Tank Out!

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